Dapper Fellow, Ain't He?

I swear, this boy looks like an Abercrombie model sometimes...just look at him in his tux for Senior Ball.  Quite handsome.  We were waiting to be announced during the promenade, and I was looking at him thinking, "Wow.  So, this is it.  My baby boy is a grown up now.  He's 18 and leaving for college in just a few short months.  Where did the time go? He's so beautiful.  This is the last time I'll dance with him until his wedding." My eyes were starting to well up and that's when it happened.  He farted and I was reminded in a hurry that he's still such a little boy, in spite of his appearance.  The tears vanished and I should've chastised him but he dispelled my would-be maudlin moment.  Besides, no one was around to hear.  If ever there was good timing for a toot...